... but I can play one on my Mac.
Here's my meet-me-but-not-actually-in-a-live-video entry for the HotM meme.
And, if your name happens to be Luke Holzmann, I hereby require you to lower your expectations greatly before you watch this attempt at video making.
(ETA: Apparently, I am the only one who can see the video I loaded to youtube. I suspect it was because I used the "private" setting. If anyone knows how to turn that OFF, let me know. And, if you'd like the direct link to try and watch the video, let me know via email at this blog's name @ gmail.)